Hello, my name is Elizabeth and I'd like to welcome you to the first episode of my new travel show. I recently visited a local playground. I give this place four stars out of five--it loses a star because I had to be carried or lifted onto most of the equipment by one of my servants.
Here I am enjoying a structure with a bridge and steps and several slides. Notice the servant hunched over behind me. He seemed very concerned that I would fall, and the servant wielding the camera kept saying "Careful, careful" like everything was so dangerous. It's not like we were in a war zone.
Here I am, trying to enjoy the slide. Note the servant's goofy grin as he tries to keep me from actually sliding down, supposedly for my own protection. They wouldn't let me slide down until the other servant put down the camera. I swear, these people are more like bodyguards these days.
I tried to walk down this very colorful path to the neighboring areas, but I was informed by the servants that it would be best if I stayed in the area of the playground. They really have no sense of adventure.
There was a structure that allowed one to make music by hitting together some metal things, and that was pretty fun. I don't give concerts for free, however, so I didn't really participate.
Here I am on a sort of see-saw. The goofy grinning servant is back.
This was one of those instances in which the servant was actually encouraging me to do something that I wasn't sure was safe. That alligator did not look friendly.
I really did not enjoy this part--the servant was playing around in that dirt and expected me to put my hands in it. He kept saying that I needed to get used to this since we would be traveling to places with lots of sand this summer, but I didn't really want anything to do with it.
All in all, I did have a decent time--it was certainly better than staying at home!
Mother's note: She did have a pretty good time there--it was probably nice to do something out of the ordinary, and we'll be making more trips to this particular playground.