So the servants have been acting all mysterious and one just came in and told me that I needed to go out to the dining area and look at something. I don't see much around here, other than a floor that could really use a cleaning...but...hold on....
What the deuce?
You mean there are things inside of this...what is it again? An egg?
Hmm...sweet potato crisps. Not bad. So eggs contain sweet potato crisps. What? Not real eggs? Well why in the world wouldn't you just give me a real egg? Too messy? Why is it messy? You know what, never mind. This is very confusing.
Here's another one! This place is lousy with them! I'm not really surprised, considering the (lack of) housekeeping skills of the current staff.
Hm. I thought I could just eat it and skip the whole breaking it open thing, but it looks like that isn't really the case.
I should put it in this basket? Why? So that's where eggs go, in baskets? Not all eggs? Once again, you have made this whole process about as clear as mud.
Well, here's another. Let me put this fake egg in a basket. So is it just fake eggs that go in baskets? No? Fresh eggs are gathered in baskets? Hmph. So fake and fresh eggs go in baskets. Where do real and not-so-fresh eggs go? Oh, so that's what that big thing in the kitchen is for! I've been wondering about that.
This is what the basket looked like after I found most of the eggs and the servants retrieved other things that my devoted and adoring fans have sent me for Easter, like that card and the duck from fans in Michigan, and those books from fans in Texas.
Let's read the card. Very nice.
All in all, I have to say Easter is pretty fun, though some of the traditions are a little strange.
Happy Easter everybody! Now I'm off to lecture the servants about various things they routinely do wrong.
Mother's Note: If you want to see a video of the Easter egg hunt, you can view it here.
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