Welcome to the second episode of Elizabeth's Baby Food Review. Tonight we are embarking on a taste adventure--I told the chef to surprise me.
Sweet peas? Well that sounds pleasant. Wait, why are you snickering?
Are you sure this is safe to eat? The color of this stuff is rather...off-putting. It's perfectly safe? People eat this stuff all the time?
I guess I'll give it a try. It can't be that bad, right?
*Gak* Oh my goodness, this is disgusting! You're a filthy liar!
It's an 'acquired' taste? Why would anyone want to acquire it? I should try it again? Well....okay, maybe just a little bit more.
Nope, this is still foul. I'm not sure I'll be able to finish this wretched stuff.
I don't have to finish it? That's the best news I've heard all night! Summon the server--I'll have a bottle of your best breast milk to wash this horrid taste out of my mouth. Well, that's it for this episode of Elizabeth's Baby Food Review--I hope you'll join us next time!
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